Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Rose Test

The Rose Test is a test to test the loyalty of your couple (particularly the girl checking on her bf laa).

I heard about the test over Hitz.fm Malaysia's No.1 Hit Station by the super duper crazy dudes, Rudy & JJ the Morning Crew.

I could never bored listening to them.

Always being fresh and lively...(at least i got company when driving to work every morning).






OK, back to the test....

Around 0750 there's one girl called to check on her boyfriend...

Lets read their conversations......:

Liza (L): Halo hitz.fm morning crew...
Morning Crew (MC): Halo...who's speaking???
L: Liza here...you see i've been goin out with this guy for 3 years now and i would like to take the rose test.
MC: 3years??wow...what's the guy's name??
L: His name is rashid and i know he'll definitely say my name....(overconfident) His number is...

(toot...toot...toot...tooot)

Rashid(R): hello...
MC: hello...can i speak to rashid plzz??
R: yeah, rashid speaking....
MC: hye rashid...its JJ and Rudy from Hitz.fm
R: oowhh..yeah...hi..halo2...wassup?? (excited and nervous bcoz a radio station called)
MC: you see here rashid...a friend of yours nominated your name in our database and won you a bouquet of roses.
R: wow!!dats cool...
MC:so, we are just wondering do you have someone special for you to give the roses...?
R:hurmmm..let see..someone special...i need to think of it first...
MC:wow...so many aaahh??
R:hahahahahahaha....
(liza is pounding and can feel the heat)
R:ok...i think i would like to give it to MIA...
MC:who is it??Liza??
R:its Mia..Mia...
(suddenly...)
L:hello, who's mia???
R:???...who's dat??
L:hye rashid...do you remember me???(sarcastically)
R:who's dat??stacey?? (at this moment liza was like WTF???now who's stacey??)
L:we've been together for 3 years and you dont even remember me???who's that Mia...Stacey??
R:ouhh..liza...hye (dah start menggelabah) Mia is my cousin...
L:i think i've met all your family for this 3 years and i never accross a cousin called MIA...
R:aaa....ermmm....she's just got back from UK and i thought its a good gesture if i present her the roses...
L:ahhh...you've been a jerk all this while....you are a f***ing liar...(she hung up)
R:hallo..hallo...sorry.....(TOO LATE LAA MACHA!!)

(toot..toot..toot)

Moral of the story is:
  1. Guys, please jangan kantoi on air that you are having an affair with another girl.
  2. Girls, please don't call the radio to check out your boyfriend...you may feel humiliated and dissapointed later on.
To all, SELAMAT BERBAHAGIA!!!!!

7 comments:

Si Putri said...

haha..i listened to it too this morning..

kantoi guling-guling mamat tu..

dem..i shud try pg tadi..

;p

::Fariz Kongz:: said...

hahaha...btol...he's like "SHIT KANTOI ON AIR!!!!"

malu siot...pompuan tu lagi laa...giler babi konfidennye but it turned out the other way round...

pity both of them...huhu

Jazlin Ernida said...

kalo aku wat begini kat pundak adekah pundak akan menyebot nameku? adekah? adekah?

:P

sourplum said...

haha.. kntoi2
tu la syg sorg2 da la..
haih~

Dayana said...

senang cite, x yah kapel kalo susah nak pecaye yang ade org lain sayangkan kite.

encikpundak said...

haha semestinya diriku akan menyebut namamu sayang~

hahah

sourplum said...

Pundak tipu la..
lalala~